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The Twelve Hours StagMas

On the first hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

A stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the second hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the third hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the fourth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the fifth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the sixth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the seventh hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Seven strippers stripping

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the eighth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Eight costumes wearing

Seven strippers stripping

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the ninth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Nine groomsmen dancing

Eight costumes wearing

Seven strippers stripping

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the tenth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Ten lads are chanting

Nine groomsmen dancing

Eight costumes wearing

Seven strippers stripping

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the eleventh hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Eleven men are jibing

Ten lads are chanting

Nine groomsmen dancing

Eight costumes wearing

Seven strippers stripping

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and
a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

 

On the twelfth hour of StagMas my best man gave to me… 

Twelve stags are drinking

Eleven men are jibing

Ten lads are chanting

Nine groomsmen dancing

Eight costumes wearing

Seven strippers stripping

Six geezers paying

Five Burger Kings

Four texting birds

Three drunk hens

Two lightweights

and a stag that’s out of his tree! (That’s me!)

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