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Terrible Chat Up Lines For A Stag Do


It’s Chat-up time again! And this time I am focusing on the simply god awful ones, the kind of Chat-up lines you would only ever use, if you were dared, brave or just plain stupid, but at the same time pretty funny. So when you are researching your Stag Do Packages don’t forget your Chat-up lines. For us guys, finding the perfect line is like trying to understand the female brain, basically it is damn near impossible, but should you achieve it, you will go down in history as one hell of a guy! 

  1. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
  2. Let's go to my place and do all the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.
  3. What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
  4. Did you fall from heaven? Because your face is pretty messed up!
  5. You're ugly, but you intrigue me...
  6. Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell
  7. Hi, you'll do
  8. Reckon I could snatch a kiss tonight? Or even better, vice-versa?
  9. Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? No? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?
  10. I've had quite a bit to drink ... and you're beginning to look pretty good.

There you go, 10 Chat up Lines that probably won’t do anything for you, but man, your legendary status would vastly increase if you did actually manage to make any of them work. Also if you did make any of them work, you need to tell me! I would like to shake your hand!  So are you going to become a legend, or end up with a sore cheek? Or are you just going to pass these on to a drunken version of your mate, The Stag, to try and probably fail with, I will leave that to you though. If you haven’t already then check out our great range of Stag Do Packages then call our Party Planners on 0115 941 5282 or go to our Contact Us page to enquire.

Oh and before I go,  be sure to read our first 2 instalments of Chat-up lines, Chat Up Lines For a Smooth Talking Stag Do and Cheesy Chat Up Lines For a Stag Do

Author: Matt Crookes

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